What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What math figure is also in the band?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do math teachers eat?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do rich squirrels eat?