What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?