What washes up on miniature beaches?
Microwaves.
How do you grill cheese?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do cows wear bells?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How long do chickens work?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do billboards talk?