What did the hostess name her daughter?
Little Debbie®.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does a female lion call her mate?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What utensil does water use to eat?