Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
How are teens like cats?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's the most masculine animal?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?