What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?