What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What animal loves Indian food?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Which is the worst season?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?