What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?