Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Because she was a little eggs-tra.
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's a henway?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?