How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs!
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
When do mice play every day?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
