What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?