Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What goes zzub, zzub?