Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What condiment has wings?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?