Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What's the opposite of irony?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What does the sun drink out of?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a short cow?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which tree can't stop crying?