My dad told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why did the whale cross the road?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?