Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Grease!
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How can you make 7 even?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?