What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?