Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call an animal pop star?