Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which bug is related to you?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?