What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do fairies always drink?