What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?