Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?