What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What bee is good for your health?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What style of music weighs the most?
What animals love to close envelopes?