What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?