Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What fish only swims at night?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?