What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What birds make average students?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Which animals make the most honest judges?