Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?