What siblings are always sad?
The Blues Brothers.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?