What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?