What did the golfer order at the bakery?
A donut hole-in-one.
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most masculine animal?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do math teachers eat?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?