What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Apple juice.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?