What kind of cheese can you sew with?
String cheese.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Who is a house's favorite band?