Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How do hurricanes see?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's the most common blood type for insects?