What do you call hiking college students?
The walking debt.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do you make a cow float?
What do bees chew?