What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What game do bats excel at?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?