What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call the king of vegetables?