What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal knows kung fu?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which president loved to take baths?