What did you learn in school today, son?
Not enough, dad. I have to go back tomorrow.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
I broke my finger!
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?