Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?