Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?