Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How long do chickens work?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you give a sick pig?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is a table you can eat?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?