What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
The Bloomin' Onion®.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How long will dinner be?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?