What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where does breakfast live?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?