Someone stole my mood ring!
I don't know how I feel about it!
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Where do stars go to college?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you give an angry rhino?