What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the barber win the race?