What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
A fig newt-on.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?