What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
CrossFit®.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which relative loves rice?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call the dog magician?