What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do runners watch so much TV?