What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the snake coughing so much?