What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?