What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How does dinner smell?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?