What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?