How does a polar bear build a house?
Igloos it together.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Did you take the patient's temperature?