Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?