What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do billboards talk?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?