What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
A halloweenie.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do amoebas make calls?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?