Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?