What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Autumn leaves!
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the dog so popular?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?