Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?