Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does a panda ghost say?
We had a discussion about roses.
What games do ants play with elephants?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?