Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the horse so happy?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?