What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What game do mice love to play?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which celebrity always frowns?