What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call an artistic dog?